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8 IMPORTANT THINGS AAU GIRLS MUST KNOW AS A NEW STUDENT

AAU Ekpoma

*Dear Girls of virtue, I welcome to the great AAU aka Another Anointed University. GAs an elder in the land, it is my duty to write you this letter offering you some advice that will guide you through this rabbit-filled kingdom*
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1) *AAU boys do not fall in love. They only fall in lust. If anyone ever tells you he loves you, slap him. A very hot slap*
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2) *Mishai and Lacasera, and most recently, Smokies are all baits to hook and sink you. Do not follow them there*
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3) *AAU has no brothel. So you will not be needing your skimpy, and see-through clothes. Bring long skirts. When you get here, you will know why*
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4) *The land of Ekpoma may not be too fit for you because your bones are not yet strong. The boys over there have no smile*
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5) *Only your name is in your admission letter, so go to class and read alone. How can book enter when electricity is going to and fro?*
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6) *Avoid the best dressed dudes. They have in clothes what they lack upstairs. First-class students do not know how to use starch*
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7) *Your phone number should not become customer care number. You are here as a student, not a customer care agent*
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8) *Look for a fellowship that looks like a church and attend. The fellowship with azonto-choristers is the beginning of a crawling GPA. I will stop here for today*

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